A Decent Fall Outfit

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Undoubtedly Urban Outfitters give me a boner and the outfits they supply are straight up horn-inducing.  Unlike Tube, however, I don’t have such a singular allegiance to one (albeit very high quality) establishment.

I’ve scoured the net, gone through all my fall catalogs and have walked up and down the trendiest streets in the trendiest cities and have finally found my perfect Fall outfit!

I call it, Fall is in The Air.  An outfit by Helmet Head.

Fall is in the Air.  An Outfit by Helmet Head.

Shoes —  Birkenstocks.  It doesn’t matter if you’re heading out for a picnic with a group of good buddies, into the office for an important meeting or heading back to prep school for the Fall semester a good mandal keeps your feet comfortable all day long.

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Socks — Wool Socks.  Three words:  Durability, durability, durability.  Nothing says I don’t give a fuck! like a thick pair of wool socks.

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Underwear — Smiley Face Joe Boxer.  The fit is comfortable, without being constrictive.  Exclusivley sold at Kmart and Sears… Need I say more.

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Belt — White Guns N Roses Belt.  Take me down to Paradise City, indeed!

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Pants — Skinny Jeans.  I know, I know, old news Helmet skinny jeans have been in for months.  Well fuck you!  I like them and that’s that.  Plus they look slammin with my choice of shirt.

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Shirt — LL Bean’s Mock-Turtleneck.  A shirt needs to scream fuck me without screaming fuck you, and that’s why I’ve gone with a simple fall classic.  Burley, Black Spruce, Timber or Navy women can’t resist The Mock.

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Hat — Zephyr Boston Bruins Rink Fleece Helmet.  Be stylish, warm and show your allegiance to your favorite winter sport team and promote safety with this ultra-cool fleece helmet.

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This advice is DECENT COMMUNITY GUARANTEED.  You have our word.  These items are guaranteed to give 100% satisfaction in every way.

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With thousands of hits per day Decent Collage is getting randy!  We urge people to keep sending in their pictures and getting other people involved in this worldwide collaboration.  Please be patient as we currently have a backlog of photos yet to be added.

Recently added:  A bear riding a horse (say what!?), a creepy sheep from the movie “Black Sheep”, Booger, Buckethead, Buschemi, some crazy dude with short jorts, Danny Glover, Dignan, Zappa, John Daly, Jon Stewart, a monkey eating Uncle Chips, Neil Young, a Pogo Ball, a slipper, Snoop Dogg and Dennis dunes.

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Some decent additions last night!  Visit Decent Collage to view the most up to date collage.

The “L” Tetris piece, Richard Pryor, Franzia, Joe Camel, The Ghostbusters crew, “Arnold is Numero Uno”, Lil Wayne and “an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer… “

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All I Think About is Lil Wayne

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Lil Wayne

I know, I know,  everyone thinks about Lil Wayne so what makes me soo special, right?  Here’s the thing; contrary to the public belief that an infinite amount of Lil Wayne is not enough Lil Wayne, when Lil Wayne interferes with your everyday life he does become a problem (forgive me Lil Wayne, God Bless).

For example;  the other night when I was watching Obama’s press conference, I could hear Obama talking but all I could see was Lil Wayne.  The other night I woke up my girl because I was screaming “Lil Wayne!” in my sleep.  When I jog through the park all the squirrels and pigeons have little animal bodies but the face of Lil Wayne.  Sometimes on my walk home from work I lose myself and when I come to my senses I’m standing in line at Best Buy, and in my hands is a Lil Wayne CD.  My Lil Wayne obsession is getting soo bad that I almost got fired from my job the other day.  When my boss complimented me on a job well done, I responded, “thanks Lil Wayne!

I knew social and cultural influences were big factors in ones mental health but never did I think Lil Wayne could cause such a disability.  Lil Wayne has become a pebble in my shoe.

Decent Collage Update

Thanks to all who have been participating in Decent Collage.  We received some particularly decent pictures over the weekend!

Things that made us go hmm (with decency):  Lynard Skynyrd logo, Slurpee, Regis Philbin, Dave, Taco Bell, Poison, Sam Wyche, a Dunk Tank, Devon McBee, a delicious looking plate of Perogies, Mark Lavon Helm and James Caviezel — to name a few.

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Decent Collage Update

We’d like to thank those who have been participating in Decent Collage!

Some recent additions include:

Mariachi band, Joe’s Stone Crabs, Steak ‘n Shake, Ye Olde Falcon Pub logo, Dominoes, The King, a roller blade and Cat Stevens.

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Decent Collage Update

We’d like to thank those who have been participating in Decent Collage!

Some recent additions include:

Cloons, King Henry, Dwight, Flight of the Concords, TGW Shark, The Hulkster, Otto, Trey, Optimus Prime, that decent Pilot, Ryan Family Amusment logo, Sam Adams, Superbad, Howard Stern, Ted Williams, Taj Mahal, The Weasel.

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