Black Friday Sales At The Decent Community Store

Avoid crazy crowds on Black Friday by ordering goods online from the Decent Community store.

Friday is the day for deals, sales and bargains across the country. You name it, it’s on sale for at least 20 percent off. It is dubbed “Black Friday” because retailers usually sell so much stuff they make a profit, or get in the black, on that day for the entire year. Not bad.

Well Decent Community has had an awesome year and we don’t need the day after Thanksgiving to make a profit for the year. That’s right, we’re rolling in decent dough over here. Why do you care if Helmet Head, Tubesteak and I are loaded with lettuce? Because we can offer discounts of up to 80 percent on our most popular items from the Decent Community store and not have to worry about losing cash this year.

These deals are only valid on Black Friday, so get your decent gifts while you can. Plus, it’s safer to stay home and order online, especially seeing some Wal-Mart worker was killed last year by a stampeed of irate Black Friday shoppers. Anyway, here are four of our best items that are sure to sell out quick. All make great presents for the decent fan on your Christmas list. Think the Decent Community store should add a new item? Drop us a line at DecentCommunity@gmail.com or leave a comment.

Autographed original copy of “Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer as Dildo
Regular price: $99.99
Black Friday price: $59.99 (40% off)
This is the top seller at the Decent Community store, and for good reason. Tubesteak’s investigative reporting uncovered this story that led to an Internet sensation, drawing more than 179 comments (most are hysterical) and generating more than 567,000 hits alone. This is a collector’s item that experts say will only increase in value as time passes.

Unedited copy of Helmet Head and his Horselover‘s homemade porno
Regular price: $19.99
Black Friday price: $4.99 (75% off)
Surprisingly, this is one of the worst sellers at the Community store. Apparently, not even the ladies want to see Helmet and his former horse lover doing the nasty. Only one copy has been sold so far and that was to Bryan Welch, an employee at the Boston-based Michael’s Moving Co. He must have a thing for animal porn or something.

Full-length Decent Collage poster
Regular price: $199.99
Black Friday price: $99.00 (50% off)
One of our most popular items is this 9-foot-by-9-foot, full color poster of the entire Decent Collage. Yes, for just under $100 you can have the likenesses of Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, Tecmo Superbowl, the Mona Lisa, a BLT, Mike and Ikes, Alex Trabek and more displayed on your wall.

Limited edition preview issue of The Isotopes Times
Regular price: $39.99
Black Friday price: $9.99 (75% off)
This is the collector’s item to end all collector’s item. With the Isotopes no longer playing softball, this remains the last edition of The Isotopes Times. On Friday, you can have one of a handful of prints, autographed by all your favorite players, including coach Jon Darling, power hitter Yim, drunk pitcher Matt Biltcliffe, businessman Pat Long and the rocket-armed Dave Gags. Editor’s Note: For a very limited time, Decent Community is offering signed copies of all three preview issues of The Isotopes Times dating back to the 2007 season. These once-in-a-lifetime collectibles are available by acution only. E-mail DecentCommunity@gmail.com for auction information.

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Phish Ticket Giveaway!

 

So you struck out trying to get Phish tickets. You weren’t lucky enough for the advance lottery and LiveNation.com was useless. Well, fear not Phish fans, becasue Decent Community is giving away one ticket to the upcoming Phish concert on June 6 at the Comcast Center in Mansfield!

Don’t feel like spending an arm and a leg (as some scalpors are actually charging on Stubhub and Craigslist)? Just do your damndest to win our Phish Ticket Contest!

We will give away a ticket (general admission lawn seat) to the person who sends us the most pictures for DecentCollage! Here are the contest rules:

1. Go to DecentCollage and see how decent it is! Check out what it is and what we have.

2. Send a picture, whatever you think is decent (weather it’s a picture of Chuck Norris, Eric Clapton, or a picture of your Aunt Flo)  by attachment, to DecentCommunity@gmail.com with your name in the subject line. We will crop them and resize them to fit our template.

4. Email your friends, colleagues, grandparents, etc., and request them to submit a photo to DecentCommunity@gmail.com with your name in the subject line.  Check back to see your pics in the Collage and check back for updates on who’s leading the contest.

5. The person whose name is in the subject line that has got the most peeps to send a picture on their behalf wins! The contest starts May 1 and ends May 31. No entries will be counted prior to May 1 and after May 31. The winner may pick up his ticket in the Boston area, the New Bedford area or at the show on June 6.

Good luck everyone! Don’t forget to check back for updates. Surf around Decent Community while you’re here. We are your No. 1 source for everything DECENT!

Decent Collage Update

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Decent Collage has been updated once again!  Oh yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Indeed!  Mhhmmm!  YES!  YESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Decent Collage has been blessed with the following images:  The Beatles, Fluff, Tom Petty, Pacman, Taylor Coppenrath, a chicken sandwich, a cardboard box, the Masters logo, “I’m watching you”, Diaper Man, Larry David, Johnnycakes, clam cakes, a young Gus Johnson, a mechanical bull, some wicked hot chick, chicken wings, Tecmo, mud wrestling, poopsicle, the Three Amigos, Chuck Norris and Eddie Van Halen.

Thanks a bunch!  Keep being decent by sending your photos to us at decentcollage@gmail.com

Decent Collage Update

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Decent Collage — Like, WOW!  Don’t be scared to participate.  You won’t be ridiculed.  You are a good person and people understand your humor!

RECENT ADDITIONS:  Sir Charles, DingleBerry, Airplane, Forrest Gumpman, the ESPN logo, IHOP, Big Dave Letterman, FUNK, Nightrider, Garfield the cat, Bill Russell, Willis, Pittsnogle, George Clinton, some jerks crossing the street and Ernie McCracken.

TO PARTICIPATE, keep emailing your pictures to decentcollage@gmail.com

Decent Collage Update

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Oh my god, The Collage has been updated once again and this time with soo many photos I can’t even get into it!  Oh my god!  Give me a break!  C’mon man!  You gotta be kidding me!  Seriously!?  Wow!

On behalf of Decent Collage (the physical entity that is The Collage), Decent Community (the actual people who write this fluff) thanks all you son of a bitches for adding some of the most decent crap anyone has ever witnessed.

Pictures can continue to be sent to decentcommunity@gmail.com

Decent Collage Update

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Some decent additions last night!  Visit Decent Collage to view the most up to date collage.

The “L” Tetris piece, Richard Pryor, Franzia, Joe Camel, The Ghostbusters crew, “Arnold is Numero Uno”, Lil Wayne and “an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer… “

Pictures can be emailed to decentcommunity@gmail.com

Decent Collage Update

We’d like to thank those who have been participating in Decent Collage!

Some recent additions include:

Weird Al, a lion riding a tiger, an Asian flattop mullet, a teepee, Bear Grylls, Joe Paterno, Crown and Shepherd’s, the Titanic, the Great Wall of China, a totem pole, Earth, Bob Barker and Chevy Chase.

To participate in Decent Collage, email your pictures to DecentCommunity@Gmail.com