rad = decent

i love this movie.  i freaking love it. 

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you can go to bill allen’s (cru jones) homepage and buy rad memorabilia.  sick.

billy beane

is billy beane gay? (not that there’s anything wrong with that).  i’m talking about the A’s general manager, not to be confused with william daro “billy” bean (one of two former major league player to reveal his homosexuality).  coincidence?  

i’m asking because the beane-man hasn’t put a low salary high value squad on the field in some time, but he continually puts a pretty product on the field – the A’s gotta be the best looking team in baseball.  it may be time for the A’s to reassess beane’s scouting objectives because he appears to choose players based on their buns and ability to grow a flavor savor to distract watchers from the organization’s flamboyance.  lots of parading around in jock straps and ass pats in the GM’s office in oakland.  i’ve heard that people watching games with him in his box often hear a loud thud hitting the bottom of the table as his boys take the field.

for example:

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walks a mean runway.

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 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

compared to:

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keeping my fingers crossed that the A’s suck this year or my theory goes out the window. 

Trebek Being Trebek

I found a couple videos of Alex Trebek spazzing out and having a seizure. What the hell would we do without this guy? Could anyone else ever replace him? And how smart do you think he is? It seems like whenever someone gets a question wrong, he replies in a manner that would indicate that he knew the answer. Who knows? Dude is probably one of the most brilliant minds of our time.

Trebek having a seizure:

Trebek spazzing out:

Beating the Bed Flute

Some helpful guidance for a youngblood who is learning the best methods for firing his flesh musket:

things that are not decent

  • claiming that eating less burgers will help stop global warming.
  • strong gusts of wind that interfere with peoples’ shteezes.
  • sen. arlen specter.
  • supercuts. 
  • when you purchase a non-stop flight and the airline changes it to a connecting flight. 
  • comcast. 
  • pastor james manning. 
  • when co-workers leave their cell phone in their cube and take lunch, and it rings and rings and vibrates and rings….

Oh, that Loathsome Wind!

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My God! Wind has slowly crept up my nemesis list, and today I’m more enraged than I’ve been in months. Under the current wind advisory, the temperature is about 20 M-Effing degrees colder than it should be. And it seems like it’s been this way for the last two months. Maybe it’s just frustration from waiting for the weather to finally warm up. But every fucking day I walk out of my apartment and the wind comes gushing in my grill, freezing the fuck out of my sac, totally disorganizing my carefully styled hairdo. I had to get a haircut this week to minimize the damage to my hair every morning.

I’ve come to learn that Boston is actually more windy than the “Windy City.” I’ve read that it’s the windiest large city in the country (I don’t feel like giving a source — but I did read it).

I concede that wind can be decent on a hot summer day. And if you’re a gay sailor, wind is probably decent too. But for Chrissakes, can we get someone to get this wind to relent just a little bit, so I can get a goddman warm day, maybe put away my winter coat, and not have to worry so much about my hairstyle?? Can we get that???!?!?! Fuckin-Shit-Bro!!

the sweet swing of sir charles

I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.  

He’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

the round mound of rebound!